The Candy Cane County Sheriff's Office arrested Dudly late Saturday night on the accounts of public intoxication, fraud, and reindeer impersonation. Sheriff Mark Jolly also told reporters that Dudly could have also been faced with an additional officer harassment charge for excessively licking two of the arresting officers. In the heart of Christmas Spirit, Sheriff M. Jolly dropped those charges. Officer Frank Song told reporters that “Dudly don’t mean no harm to us. I think he just got a little too excited when we got out of the squad car. I’m sure it didn’t help that he was all hopped up on egg nog and sugar cookies.”
Reindeer Imposter Arrested Last Week
By Ralphy Elf